"I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society." -Henry David Thoreau (1854)

星期四, 1月 17, 2008

神選的人

日前偶然看到Joyce Meryer的生命証道,裡頭說了一段神要用人的基準跟世人的標準不一樣。我邊看邊笑,查了一下英文後,把它貼出來跟大家分享:


神常常撿選一些奇怪的人
God often choose some odd people to be his messenger.

這裡有封信 是約旦管理顧問公司寫給耶穌的
Here is the letter from Jordan Management Consultant to Jesus Christ:

聽說耶穌要選十二門徒,所以提供意見給祂
They heard Jesus want to choose the disciples, so they provide some opinions

他們擔心耶穌選的門徒不適任
They are worried about the disciple's qualification.

耶穌,感謝您提交貴組織十二位預備主管的履歷資料
Jesus, thanks for your kindly letter for the candidates' resume.

每位皆已完成本公司的一系列測驗
Each of them has been through our basic test

並通過職業適性專家與心理學家的面談
, psychologist’s and vocational specialist's interview.

總體而言,您的人選欠缺專業學歷與適性,不符合貴組織的要求
As a whole, your candidates lack of experience and profession which does not reach the requirement of your organization.

他們似乎無法團隊合作
They seem not to able to work as a team.

我們建議您另募新人 以確保貴組織的專業表現
We strongly recommend that you recruit others candidates in an order to ensure your organization's performance.

西門彼得為例 她的情緒管理不當 暴躁易怒
Simon Peter, for example, He lacks of emotional quotient.

安德烈毫無領導能力可言
Andrew has no leadership at all.

西庇太兩個兒子 雅各與約翰將個人的利益置於忠誠度之上

James and John, sons of Zebedee put personal interest before the organization's foundation.

多馬凡事存疑 容易影響士氣
Thomas has no faith at all and is being doubtful.

我們也必須告知 馬太名列耶路撒冷的黑名單
As an obligation, we also have to inform that the Jerusalem Business Cor. has blacklist Matthew.

亞勒菲的兒子雅各和達太都是激進份子
James and Thaddaeus, sons of Alphaeus are both extremists.

有明顯的躁鬱症傾向
They have obvious bipolar disorder intendance.

只有一位人選潛力十足
However one man does show great potential,

此人能力超群 交友廣闊,會做生意
This man is able to have a good social ability, and make a good business.

與高官交結 動機強烈 充滿抱負,負責任
He deals with high ranking officer, has good motivation. He is also an ambitious and responsible man.

十二門徒中 我們僅推薦這位猶太
Among the twelve candidates, we only recommend this man - Judas.

請您重用他 成為您的左右手
Please let him be your right hand man and trust him,

貴組織並能蓬勃發展 祝您一帆風順
We hope your organization flourishing and well.


儘管有考古學家挖掘了猶太福音,有一派那斯底的說法是猶大奉耶穌的意思向羅馬兵丁舉發,承受背叛的污名。但普世的觀點還是在十二使徒中,猶大為了三十圓的銀幣背叛了耶穌。

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