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Time for Some Campaignin' | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Come gether 'around Dick, Condi, Scooter, and Rove.
It's time to get packin', we must hit the road.
But there's War, recession and bad mortgage loans.
And our legacy must savin'!
So forget he's jackass who is liberally prone.
For it's time for some campaignin'!

過來狄克，康狄，斯庫特還有來福。*
打包的時間到了該上路嚕。
但是我們還留下了小禮物，有戰爭、經濟衰退還有一屁股爛房地產債。
而且我們美好的傳統需要維持!
所以請忘了馬侃的泛藍傾向，*
因為歡樂的選舉時刻來臨!

Old party friends time to say "au revoir",
We failed to extinguish Barack's rising star,
You were so close my darling, alas, no cigar!
And now their tune is changing,
I'll be back in 4 years, heck it ain't all that far!
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

老黨員同志該說珍重再見，
我們消滅巴拉克家明日之星的行動失敗，*
親愛的，妳就只差那麼一點，喔，沒雪茄了。*
而現在形式改變了，
我四年後會再捲土重來，喵的也沒多久以後的事!
噢!歡樂的選舉時刻來臨!

Gather Conservatives lend me a hand,
Unless you want this liberal wuss in command!
I spent years in a rat hole in North Vietnam,
Now the Jihad needs containin'!

基本主義份子助我ㄧ臂之力，
除非你想讓立場搖擺的藍狗當道!
我在北越的老鼠洞龜了好幾年的時間，
現在我極需要發動一場聖戰!

So forget my skin cancer and swollen left gland,
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

所以請忽略我的皮膚癌還有腫脹的左頰，
噢!歡樂的選舉時刻來臨!

Gosh, I'm so tir'd of divisive exchange,
And I got one or two things to say about change,
Like the change we must change to the change we hold dear.
I relly like change have I made myself clear?

我的老天，我真受夠了黨內初選*
而且我想要對與改變更多著墨:
對於我們現狀的改變我們必須加以改變，
我真愛改變，這樣講是否有清楚到?

So he'll talk about change till you're deaf in the ear!
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'

所以他會一直用改變疲勞轟炸到你耳聾，
噢!歡樂的選舉時刻來臨!

Citizens gather from both far and near,
For a ritual we pratice every four years,
When we promise you anything you wanna hear,
To win the crown we're chasin'!

鄉親父老樓上招樓下，
這是美國四年一度的大拜拜，
我們保證對你有求必應，
為了角逐那頂權力的皇冠!

We spend billons of dollars to make our points clear,
To get you to step up and cast your vote here,
Then we spin you around and poke you in the rear.
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'

我們花了幾億美金宣傳我們的政策，
讓你踏入票區投入你神聖的一票，
把你轉一轉從背後戳你一下，
噢!歡樂的選舉時刻來臨!


1. 小布希習慣幫別人取綽號或是直接叫小名。Dick 指的是副總統錢尼， Condi則是國務卿康朵利萊斯(Condoleezza Rice), Scooter 則是指捲入中情局洩密案的國務助理Lewis Libby李比, Rove指的是白宮辦公室首席政務官 Karl Rove.

2. 布希總統曾經指出共和黨(紅色)的候選人馬侃 (John Macain) 的有偏向於民主黨藍色的傾向。
請參考維基百科:顏色與美國政黨政治。

3. 民主黨這次提名角逐總統大位的人選已確定由巴拉克‧歐巴馬(Barack Hussein Obama II)出馬角逐。

4. 暗指柯林頓與白宮助理實習生柳文斯基以雪茄助興的性醜聞。詳見獨立檢察官史塔爾提出的史塔爾報告書，三月三十一日。(Starr Report: F. March 31 Sexual Encounter)


※ 以上，歡迎轉貼，但請附上作者還有出處，本人對於做翻譯考證的白工還要被抄襲很不爽。本站保留一切對於未附上作者以及出處的文字竊賊採取法律追訴的權利。

推薦站內連結: This Land (美國04年總統大選搞笑歡樂劇情片)

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* 沒有看過James Blunt 的暢銷單曲 You're Beautiful 的朋友，請先移駕這裡觀賞

這首歌曲是惡搞上尉詩人詹姆士的作品:

This is freaking brilliant, 真是太絕了

I thought I saw an angel, I was completely sure
我以為我看到了天使，俺百分百確定

she smiled at me on the subway, turned out she was a man
她在地鐵對我微笑，結果他是個男的

I didn't know that and I tried to sleep with her at eight black and ten
我竟然不知道而且還想上她

But she was beautiful, she was beautiful, I swear
我敢發誓!她超正!她超漂亮!

*When I saw her face,it was on the crowded place.
當我看到她的臉，是在很擁擠的地方

and I didn't see the bone right here
我沒有看到她這邊的骨頭(指喉嚨)

I shouldn't have drunk so much beers.
我真不應該喝這麼多酒

Yes she had one lazy eye, but I could turn in the light
她有一隻庸懶的眼睛，但我可以打開燈的..

you should have seen look on face when we got hold that night
你真應該看看那晚她的臉孔

and I said:"what the...oh, my could we turn on the light"
我說: 噢!天，可以開燈嗎?

she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fly
她脫掉了衣服，於是我的魂魄就上了九霄

But she was beautiful, she was beautiful, I swear
我敢發誓!她超正!她超漂亮

*When I saw her face,it was on the crowded place.
當我看到她的臉，是在很多人的地方

and I didn't see the bone right here
所以我沒看到那話兒

why did I drink so much beers?
天殺的我幹麻要喝這麼多?

no no no no no,no
不不不~

But she was beautiful, I promise. she was beautiful, you gotta believe me I swear
但是她真的超正，我沒蓋你!她超正!我發誓!

I bet a flock of angels had smile on that face as watching me almost have hook up on with her, him, her ...oh God
我敢說有一票天使笑著看我跟她他呃.. 他她 發生關係

But it's time to face the truth, I got drunking me down with the dued
來不及了，生米煮成熟飯，我跟那傢伙竟然上床了


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Endless Fun 這個標籤是紀念已經消失的Endless Fun, 曾經陪伴著我們在沒有YouTube 年代度過每一個充滿歡笑的夜晚